Thanks for visiting! My website is a resource guide for educational and informational purposes. (And sometimes venting about fun & inappropriate topics) To write my articles, I use my experiences, the experiences of others and various other resources including but not limited to the internet, TMZ (they’re usually on point) and Supreme Court findings. (Kidding. But maybe not.) That said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the FBI. Because…well…that would be super awkward.

The material provided on this site is not intended to provide financial, legal or investment advice or indicate the guarantee of any third-party product, service or information referenced.

Ultimately, my advice and opinion are taken into account at your own risk, but for a proper analysis, hire a lawyer/CPA/other licensed professional–preferably one with a fancy certificate on their wall. Because who doesn’t like a fancy certificate?

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Updated: (JULY 2021)